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I Laugh In The Face Of Danger, Then I Hide
Until It Goes Away
I Used To Have Schizophrenia, But We're Ok Now.
Whose Cruel Idea Was It To Put A "S" In The Word "Lisp"?
Behind Every Great Guy Is A Great Girl
And Behind Every Great Girl, There Is A Guy Staring At Her Behind!
I Was Just Sitting There, Walking
Due To Recent Cutbacks, And Until Further
Notice, The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Has Been Turned Off.
Last Night I Played A Blank Tape On Full Blast.The Mime Next Door
Went Nuts.
I Laugh In The Face Of Death...Maybe Not Laugh More Like A Snicker...A Quiet Snicker, And I Wouldn't Do It Directly
In Death's Face So, It's More Like A Quiet Snicker Behind Death's Back.
I Tried To Sniff Coke, But Those Darn Ice Cubes Kept Getting Up My
Nose!
Don't
Upset Me I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies!
I Dont Need Your Attitude, I Have One Of My Own
SMILE! It Scares People...
HELP! I'VE STARTED TALKING
AND I CAN'T SHUT UP!
I May Not Be A Blonde But I Sure Am Dumb!
Silence Is Golden...But Shouting Is Fun!
Scientists Say 1 Out Of Every 4 People
Is Crazy,Check 3 Friends,If They're OK,You're It.
Never Underestimate The Power Of Blondes Especally In Large Groups
My Mom Told Me To Never
Take Candy From Strangers,But Strangers Have The Best Darn Candy!
My Imaginary Friend Thinks You Have Serious Mental Problems
You're Just Jealous
Cause The Little Voices Talk To Me
Don't Flatter Yourself...I Was Looking At Your Friend
DON'T FOLLOW MY FOOTSTEPS....I WALK INTO WALLS!!
Guys Are Like Slinkies,
Its Always Fun To Watch Them Fall Down Stairs
A Wise Monkey Never Monkies Around With Another Monkey's Monkey
Last Night I Was Looking
At The Stars And Wondering Where The Heck Is My Celing
Theres A Light At The End Of The Tunnel- Just Pray That It's Not A Train!
I May Not Always Be
Right But I'm Never Wrong
I Smile Because I Have No Idea Whats Going On
Do Stuttering People Stutter When They're Thinking To Themselves?
There Are Easier Things
Than Finding A Good Man, Like Nailing Jello To A Tree!
Before You Criticise A Person, Walk A Mile In Their Shoes, So When You Criticise
Them Your A Mile Away And You Have Their Shoes!
Don't Look At Me In That Tone Of Voice!
Your Villiage Called- They're Missing Their Idiot!
Never Fight With And
Ugly Person, They Have Nothing To Lose
Girls Are So Complex They Confuse Themselves
Curiosity Killed The Cat But The Monkey Got Away With Murder ;)
I Don't Have An Adittude Problem, It's
Supposed To Be Like This!
Even If Those
Voices Aren't Real, They Have Some Good Ideas
Life
Is A Challenge, And Only Those Who Live Up To The Challenge Really Know What It Means To Live!
We Can Only Fly As High As The Dreams
We Dare To Live
If It Was Your Last Day On Earth Today, What Would You Do? Or say? Who Would You Tell That You Loved Them? Think
About It...And Start Doing It Right Now.
Knives Hurt The Most When They're In The Back
If Its A Good Idea, Go Ahead And Do It, Its Much Easier To Apologize
Then It Is To Get Permission
The Only Fool Bigger Than The One Who Thinks He Knows It All It The One Who Argues With Him
I Asked God For A Flower
He Gave Me A Garden I Asked For A Tree He Gave Me A Forest I Asked For A River He Gave Me An Ocean I Asked For A Friend He
Gave Me You
When You And I Met The Angels Whispered "Perfect"
Dream As If You'll Live Forever, Live As If You'll Die Today.
There Is No Such Thing
As Mistakes- Everything Happens For A Reason, No Matter What
That Little Reason Might Be!
In Twenty Years Time You Will Be More
Disappointed By The Things You Don't
Do Than Things You Do!
No Matter What You Do...No One Will Know EVERY Good Deed You Ever
Do...Admire Yourself
For What You Achieve...Don't Expect Other People To Do It For You
Our Eyes Are Placed In Front Because It
Is More Important To Look Ahead Than To Look Back
Everyone Who Lives Dies But Not Everyone Who Dies Lives
What Lies Before Us And What Lies Behind
Us Are Tiny Matters To What Lies Within Us
The Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water.
Listen Closely To Your Enemies. They Tell
You Your Faults.
You Don't Fail If You Fall, You Fail If You Don't Try To Get Up.
Success Comes Before Work... Only In The Dictionary
Don't Cry Over Anyone
Who Won't Cry Over You.
You Don't Have To Talk About How Great You Are- Let Your Actions Do The Talking
If You Judge People You Don't Have Time To
Love Them
Think Highly Of Yourself, For The World Takes You At Your Own Estimate
What Lies Before Us, And What Lies Behind Us Are Tiny Matters To
What Lies Within Us
You Might Regret What You Do- But You'll Regret What You Don't Do Sooo Much More
When One Door Closes Another One Opens,
Sometimes We Look So Long At The Closed
Door We Don't See The One That Has Opened
Its Better To Let Someone Think Your An
Idiot Than It Is To Open Your Mouth And Prove It
To the World Your Just One Person But To One Person You Could Mean The World
Somewhere Theres Someone
Who Dreams Of Your Smile, And Finds That In Your Presence Life
Is WorthWile, So When Your Lonely Remember Its True, Somebody,
Somewhere Is Thinking Of You
True Friends Are Loving, True Friends Care, At The End, True Friends Are Always There
When You Were Born You
Were Crying And Everyone Was Smiling, Live Your Life So That When
You Die, Your The One Smiling And Everyone Around You
Is Crying
When I Look At You My Heart Skips One Beat But Later That Beat Could Mean A Lifetime
Of Tears Wasted on Something
I Could Never Have
How Can You Be Friends With Someone If Everytime You Look At Them, It Makes You Want
Them Even More?
You Can Close Your Eyes
To Things You Don't Wanna See, But You Can't Close Your Heart
To Things You Don't Wanna Feel
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